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while leaving work this afternoon, i found myself staring down at my feet and saying to myself "step on a crack, break you mothers back" while carefully maneuvering myself over each crack. i'm still trying to decide if this is major ocd or i had a slight flashback and forgot that i'm 27...not 7.
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my car horn is mean! like seriously...you know how some peoples horns just do a little beep. subtle, calm, enough to get the persons attention. oh no, not mine. mine is seriously the asshole of all horns. i feel bad even pushing it sometimes. and then people give me dirty looks. look, im sorry my car is a jerk and yells at you when the horn is honked. its not my fault!
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